Flylow Road Soda Cap

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Flylow Road Soda Cap
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Flylow Road Soda Cap

Who doesn't love a road trip? The Flylow Road Soda Trucker celebrates the road trip, the ones with gear and the ones without. Classic trucker with the breathable mesh back, snap adjustable fit, and our own DBR™ Durable Boredom Repellent finish. Not to be confused with the failed experiment with AAF™ Adventure Attractive Finish, DBR™ repels boredom. AAF™, unfortunately, tended to not only attract adventure, but by some quirk of formulation, also attracted ambulances. DBR™ treated hats will, left to their own devices, or forgotten on the roof of your truck, head off to seek new trails, and it will, unrestrained in high wind, make the dubious judgement call to leap off the tall cliff and into the ocean, but unlike AAF™, it won't try to take you with it. Incredibly useful as a fly swatter, woodsmoke diffuser, emergency fishing net, sunshade, and emergency frisbee for games of canine fetch, this is not designed to be fang or puppy resistant. Keep out of reach of small canines unless engaged in a game of fetch. Also not particularly helpful when used to dispel angry stinging insects. Avoid using as a wasp repellent.

Features:

  • Over the sunglass shade
  • Designed to minimize squint lines when used appropriately with sunglasses
  • Flat brim
  • Button top
  • Road worthy center graphic
  • Breathable mesh back
  • Snap adjustable fit
  • DBR™ Durable Boredom Repellent
  • Bug dispelling properties
  • Emergency fishing net
  • Hair covering designed to mask helmet head
  • Not to be used to dispel angry wasps
  • Not puppy fang resistant either
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